Taking a leaf out of Ashe's book:

Fracks Blade
Usable only by HUcasts with the whitill ID.
When swung massive pointy heads fall from the sky causing epic troll damage.

Divine Judgment

Special: Same as Heaven's Punisher, except all the lasers are replaced with Grants lvl 30.

Effect: Boosts attack speed by 200%

Meme gun.
Uses dah pwrs uv de interwebs to pwn doodz
Normal weapon attack
Nyan cat. Summons a nyan cat that zooms around like Gifoe
Charge attack
Rick astley
Debuffs all enemies in dungeon uber buffs all alies as well as hiting all enemies with all status effects
Special
Shoop da whoop [docter octaganopus]
Fires a gigantic laser that is multi hit and unblockable completely in the line of sight. Also heals all alies in range.
When all most dead hnleashes a very special attack.

WTF? Boom!
Has a 95 percent MEGID TO all enemies. those hit take insane damage with 50% add to hp+ tp

Napalm Launcher
Cannon, like rouge.
Regular attack is rouge, special consumes 20 PB to lauch a missile that explodes like rafoie. All creatures hit by the blast explode with a blast that is exactly the same and centered on them, this repeats until there's nothing left to get hit.