I have no idea if this has been made before (Choko informed me of the BB logs topic, but that's not really a messenger logs topic...)
If so, I'll fix my mistake later.
Until then, post your random messenger (AIM/MSN/YIM/Skype/etc.) logs here.
I open with this...
"I'M SEMI LISTENING YOU GUYS DO WHATEVER I'M CYBER FUCKING TO THIS KITTEN FINGER PAINTING"
Please don't ask who typed it.
*Ahem*
And moar...
XxNaHtExX says (8:40 AM):
*Woahwoahwoah Rika! You can't just go 'round handin' out ice cream cakes like you know where they came from! This is 2010! The parents are gonna be suspicious and calling at 7:08 n shit... damn son. We're tryin' to run a respectable establishment (since 1986) here and we can't be doin' that nao with the ice cream cakes, and the minor vendings, and the "touch here to get a reaction" dolls!
Rika says (8:40 AM):
*LOL
XxNaHtExX says (8:40 AM):
*I have no idea where that came from or even what it means.
Rika says (8:40 AM):
*LOL
o: says (12:08 AM):
*Oh, I have a confession to make.
XxNaHtExX says (12:09 AM):
*Hm?
o: says (12:09 AM):
*I went..
*to a Brazilian carnival today..
XxNaHtExX says (12:09 AM):
*Oh my god that's horrible
*Did you get molested?
o: says (12:09 AM):
*Yes.. too many times to count
XxNaHtExX says (12:10 AM):
*Figures... I warned you against it
o: says (12:10 AM):
*but goddamn their food was amazing
*and their lemonade.. omg
XxNaHtExX says (12:10 AM):
*That... wasn't lemonade... and the food is good only for a while, you'll feel the effects pretty soon
o: says (12:11 AM):
*xD
XxNaHtExX says (12:11 AM):
*What have I missed?
o: says (12:11 AM):
*have you missed?
XxNaHtExX says (12:12 AM):
*Yea... in my abscence. Nothing really new on the forums, so I'm guessing nothing crazy happened
o: says (12:13 AM):
*Umm, not much, you weren't gone that long xD
XxNaHtExX says (12:14 AM):
*I know! Feels like forever though. It only takes several seconds for Rika to fuck up the house... only seconds for Jenny to put drugs in my car and call the cops on me... seconds for all kinds of things
*You know this though... I can't believe you went to that carnival
o: says (12:15 AM):
*After class I was just so frustrated I had to do something crazy..
*It was the only thing crazy enough I could think of
*I think I lost a kidney.. though I'm not really sure
XxNaHtExX says (12:15 AM):
*I know how that feels but the Brazilians!?...
The African tribes would have shown you a better time!
o: says (12:16 AM):
*I thought I could just say I'm BR and they would be cool with it
*but..
*I couldn't bring myself to degrade myself so
XxNaHtExX says (12:17 AM):
*Lulz I wish Leona were here (the Schtserv gm)... I bet we could make her cry
*I think she's Brazilian... and no one likes her so it kinda works itself out
o: says (12:18 AM):
*xD
XxNaHtExX says (12:18 AM):
*Lol my grandma called my cell 20 times today... I don't wanna be like that... but I bet I'll be just like that
o: says (12:19 AM):
*lol did you answer?
XxNaHtExX says (12:19 AM):
*Three of those 20 times, yes. She repeats herself, too. Like every second is a new day to her or something. It's kinda scary. Some how she can still drive.
o: says (12:20 AM):
*lmao.. I wanna do that to someone now. xD
*but I'd need a good enough fake reason to keep calling someone
XxNaHtExX says (12:21 AM):
*Hm...
You could do like she does, and keep telling the person to tell (other person) to call you asap regardless of the situation. Also tell them random parts of your day and things you've discovered... like... "There's a man walking down the road" "It's raining" "It's cold" "Just wanted to know when you have to do stuff"
*Those sound like songs.
o: says (12:22 AM):
*lol.. yeah, they do
XxNaHtExX says (12:22 AM):
*So yea apparently Jenny is crazy now...
[12:08:17 AM] Ethan: Kinda crazy?
[12:08:29 AM] jenny: :]
[12:08:34 AM] jenny: kinda
[12:08:38 AM] Ethan: Why's that?
[12:08:51 AM] jenny: ill telll you in a few
[12:08:56 AM] Ethan: o.o
[12:12:18 AM] Ethan: Don't tell me you forgot what a telepipe is... we've been over this numerous times
[12:16:10 AM] Ethan: (Just joking I'm sorry DON'T HIT ME)
I knew something had to be new
o: says (12:24 AM):
*we're all going crazy..
XxNaHtExX says (12:25 AM):
*I feel like it most days.
I don't even know how to approach the mirror without a knife and a bucket of paint... and I don't know why those things even matter, especially in todays world
XxNaHtExX says (12:26 AM):
*AWWW LOOK, Pillow and Rai like eachother ^^ How nice
o: says (12:27 AM):
*Aww, how cute ^^
XxNaHtExX says (12:28 AM):
**Bans Rai*
No one touches my daughter like that and gets away with it. Tired of these young men thinkin' they can take my daughter out for a spin... she's still new! We must put an end to the test driving.
o: says (12:30 AM):
*I have to test drive him before he gets to do that..
XxNaHtExX says (12:30 AM):
*XD
XxNaHtExX says (12:38 AM):
**Screams into mic and wakes Jenny up* CHOKO GET THE ICE CREAM
o: says (12:39 AM):
**Grabs the polish sausage flavored ice cream*
o: says (12:40 AM):
*At least it's not BR..
XxNaHtExX says (12:40 AM):
*O_O
*They have that!?
o: says (12:40 AM):
*hellz yeah
XxNaHtExX says (12:43 AM):
*I'm not finding it
o: says (12:43 AM):
*oh
*homemade kra
XxNaHtExX says (12:50 AM):
*Woahwoahwoahwoahwoahwoahwoah.
Djorama says (12:35 AM):
*i said i didnt love you no more! D:(
*D=<
XxNaHtExX says (12:35 AM):
*So?
Djorama says (12:39 AM):
*So.. don't talk to me meanie.
XxNaHtExX says (12:40 AM):
*Whys?
*We've got something we need to do about this. I think it needs to be done. The sooner the better. We can't move this council forward when he keeps voting no on our bills
o: says (12:50 AM):
*=(
o: says (12:51 AM):
*Does he even read the bills?
XxNaHtExX says (12:51 AM):
*I say we vote him out. I'll get the milk cartons and you get the poker chips.
o: says (12:51 AM):
*Wait, that's probably the problem..
XxNaHtExX says (12:51 AM):
*I doubt it. I'm beginning to question whether or not he can even read
XxNaHtExX says (12:52 AM):
*I was all for Karma's K-208 Bill, but because it involved the merge of the names Tramendium and Daniel, Daniel shot it down. There's absolutely no reason to deny K-208.
o: says (12:53 AM):
*Dammit! He denied the K-208?
Poor Karma, he'll be devastated.. =(
XxNaHtExX says (12:53 AM):
*I know...
I don't even wanna be the one to tell him... He worked so hard on that bill..
o: says (12:54 AM):
*I guess I'll have to give Rai a temporary permit to tell him.
o: says (12:55 AM):
*for him to tell him*
XxNaHtExX says (12:55 AM):
*The only thing we need to be sure of is that Rai keeps his hands to himself. You know how Pillow likes to hide in the bedding supplies.
o: says (12:57 AM):
*It took me three hours to realize where she was last time! I was looking for her all over the place too.. We'll need to be extra careful when Rai is around.
XxNaHtExX says (12:58 AM):
*Yes. I agree. If we can make it through the 9 o'clock meeting, we should be able to make it back in time to feed Rika, mail that dinner jacket to Kure, and plant the DON'T DREAM OF SEX traps.
o: says (1:00 AM):
*Oh shit! That reminds me.. I need to buy more food for Rika and pick up that dinner jacket from the cleaners. At least I remembered to get the traps this morning. ^^
XxNaHtExX says (1:01 AM):
*Eh... don't worry about it. Jenny stocked up on cat food last Thursday, so if she would actually break promises with Rika and tell us where it is, we wouldn't have this problem. And the cleaners called... well... Karma called... and said the jacket would take an extra day. So yea in my opinion the morning traps were a good idea.
o: says (1:04 AM):
*Would this have anything to do with the nap Karma was just taking?..
o: says (1:05 AM):
*And really? She won't break her promise with Rika.. I mean, I stress out over this every week.
XxNaHtExX says (1:05 AM):
*Mayhaps. I wouldn't put it past him. I've seen Karma do some crazy things while sleeping... sometimes crazy good, sometimes crazy bad. the fact of the matter is he can't be trusted with the pool room key after sun down.
And yea, I know. I've got a few things to do er say to her when she wakes up.
o: says (1:06 AM):
*Don't hate me but..
*I made him a copy of the pool room key. D:
XxNaHtExX says (1:06 AM):
*Oh god
XxNaHtExX says (1:07 AM):
*OHGOD
XxNaHtExX says (1:08 AM):
*So that's why he's been looking so comfortable in those new dance shoes. I was wondering... why... you know?... Karma has never been one to like the dance. Especially after the war of '86... *sigh* We've got alot to thank him for I suppose.
o: says (1:09 AM):
*So many of Karma's friends died face down in the muck for us. But we must remeber, there are rules. This isn't Brazil.. there are rules here. He was even stabbed in the leg by some damn BR!
XxNaHtExX says (1:11 AM):
*Pffft... just like the Russians. I don't know why we keep living the way we do without the jello supply promised to us by the Canadians. It was so close... but you're right... this ISN'T Brazil... we have to keep those rules in mind regardless of the economic condition. We must rise above and take back what was ours before we sold it to the Indians.
o: says (1:13 AM):
*I know, those damned Indians! They think just because we sold something to them that it belongs to them? The nerve; the audacity!
XxNaHtExX says (1:15 AM):
*FUCKING AUDACITY! I knew it was them... well...
http://audacity.sourceforge.net/ it's known now. Too late to fix those mistakes. The IP is 216.34.181.96, and I for one will not sit around and let this be an ongoing issue.
o: says (1:16 AM):
*I IP banned those people.. they thought they could get away with it?
XxNaHtExX says (1:18 AM):
*Haha, what idiots. What they did was wrong and I'll never be told differently. We've been trying to run a decent playing area for everyone... kids, sex-hungry teenagers after my daughter, adults, and that one guy on the server who's 49. If we would have -not- banned that fucker, we would have been allowing countless items to be thrown into the fire.
o: says (1:19 AM):
*I know, some of them monomates even..
XxNaHtExX says (1:19 AM):
*Not the single mates!