Sword of Skulls
Special: Total Defense shield
Level 12 Item
Can only be made with "Stone of Skull heads" found in Ruins by destroying 100million dark falz. Or by sphereing 3 stats to 100% on Dark Skull Knife
Special Desc: Total Defense shield makes it so you can never die, you can always lose HP but never die.

Weapon: Dark Skull Knife
Special: Thousand skull strikes
Can be made by fusing "undead bones" and "Dark Knife" Dark knife is creating by using "Chained Dark life" and "Chain Master's black knife"
Special Desc: Allows you to do up to one thousand combos.
Level 10 Item

Weapon: Chain Master's black knife
Special: Nothing
Found by defeating de ro lei on Chainidia.
Level 7 Item

Miscellanous: Chained Dark Life
Description: Found by defeating Dark Falz with two Chainidia IDs, using Chain Master's black knife on the final form. When used on a certain item strange things happen....
Level 12 Item

Weapon: Dark Knife
Special: Dark double.
Made by fusing Chain Master's Black knife and Chained Dark Life
Level 9 Item
Special Desc: Creates a shadow double of yourself, twice as powerful and much stronger. ATK DEF, HP, ATA, are all doubled.

Boss: Chainidia The King of Mythical beasts!
Boss number: Unknown...
Desc: No one has seen this beast... all we know is that all who have tried to find this beast, have never made it back....
HP: Five Quadrillion.
ATK: One million.

Boss: Chained Old Man
Desc: Fight a dragon, while a Chained old man gets hurt, try to defeat the dragon as fast as possible, or the old man dies and you die too!
Boss Number: Five
HP: Half a million.
ATK: 1000ATK normal hits, Criticals: 2,000

Dark Flow M.K 2
ATP REQ: 4200
Special: When your HP is below 10% the special becomes a giant wave of light that stuns all enemies permenently, and inflicts 3x hard attack damage.

Za wara ka zan
Atp is equal to max Hp the player has times the number of enemies killed squared
Spec: Freezes time for 30 seconds spawns a wall of Kunai throws a construction crane on top of the enemy and activates Fu Rin Ka Zan while Bang Install plays.
Can only be obtained feeding your mag pure essence of absolute asdaf'ing manliness.

I want a needle: - Laser range - Fires 9 bullets like a Mechgun - Fires bullets in a Spread Needle pattern. - Special is Berserk - Inherently has +100 ata and +750 atp. - Regenerates HP at a rate of [player max HP] per second to compensate for berserk lowering HP.

I also want another needle. - Same range, bullet pattern, and number of hits as the needle above. - Special has a poison attribute to it that leeches a metric freakton of health, which will leave enemies with 1 hp. - One hit will kill them after this

Then finally, a third needle with the same bullet pattern, hits, etc. as the things above. Except that it multiplies enemies' HP by the maximum possible value on its special

Heaven Annhilator
Summons 22 million beams of concentrated ownage that is based on the players combined atp, ata, dfp, evp, mst and lck.

NERUDA +2 (max grind)
Wand: +600MST -300ATP -100ATA -100LCK +1% to foie
Special: Write a quick poem. All the monsters that think it's beautyfull die. All others first turn into random ones that liked it (if there's more than one type), then die. If all monsters think the poem is disgusting, or if there are no monsters, your mag turns into FOREVER ALONE mag.

Mag name: Umad
Stats: Def 5, Pow 0, Dex 0, Mind 0
Description: This mag has a thing for trolling.
Effects: Mag randomly turns into a giant speaker and emits this song..., which attempts to drive enemies insane. Enemies that are driven insane kill themselves to stop hearing the song. Enemies that aren't driven insane still might be annoyed, and then the mag turns into a trollface. Upon seeing this, enemies may turn angry and do tons of extra damage, but Trollface will boost your DFP and EVP to over 9000 to evade this damage boost. If no enemies get angry or die due to the song, the the mag simply disappears for a while, only to reappear when more enemies need to be trolled.